There are some good jokes out now about Democrats. Jokesters say they expected Dennis Kucinich to say "Beam me up, Scotty" at the end of the last Democrat debate.

And Jay Leno says Democrats in Congress, who promised to get Congress back on a full work schedule, have found that they can do nothing as well in four days as five, so they have stopped working on Friday. (Actually the members of both parties need more time for their all-important activity of raising money for their re-election campaign.)