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Location: Pantego, Texas, United States

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tonight on Bloomberg News I heard that the major stock markets of the world are down more this year than the NYSE. And the economies of the rest of the world are actually in recession, whereas in the US there has only been a economic slowdown so far. The experts on the TV are saying that the US remains the safest place to invest. These economic problems around the world are no doubt George Bush's fault. Obama would never allow those other countries to slide into economic recession, so we won't have to worry about this sort of thing in the future.

I also heard on TV that Russia invading Georgia is also the fault of George Bush. He failed to jawbone with Putin and our allies to prevent this Russian action. (Our incompetent intelligence services once again failed to realize what Russia was doing, and apparently failed to notice the Russian military build-up on the border with Georgia. Obama would never allow our intelligence agencies to fail like that.) And, when Obama is President he will meet with Putin and dazzle him with his brilliance, and the Russians will abandon their agenda of reclaiming their lost empire. (Obama may find it necessary to let Russia have Eastern Europe, but this will secure peace in out time.) The light eminating from Obama will so impress Ahmadinejad (who frequently sees heavenly lights) that the Iranians will give up their nuclear weapon ambitions (Obama may have to give up Israel, but some sacrifice is necessary to secure peace). The US will disarm because Obama's brilliant diplomacy will make all of the world love America, and all the world will sing in harmony to the music of the coke commercial.

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